Three Pregnant Women Were Sitting In A Maternity Ward Knitting.

Three Pregnant Women Were Sitting In A Maternity Ward Knitting.

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Three pregnant women were sitting in a maternity ward knitting.
"I hope to have a girl, I'm knitting a lovely pink thing!" said one.
"I hope to have a boy, I'm knitting a lovely blue thing!" said another.
"I hope to have a spastic!", said the third,
"What on earth for?" shouted the other two,
"I've just fucked-up the sleeves!"

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