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  But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer....
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• But Officer! Im So Sorry I won't Do It Again!!!
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  (OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
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  What seems to be the trouble young man?" asked the old gentleman....