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• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• The following are actual stories told by travellers from Mendocino County, CA to travel agents in the UK.
  (And you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography....
• D: why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? N
  because every time they heard "GET DOWN", they started dancing!...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• How many American Colonists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they didn't have light bulbs back then!!!!! How many Founding Fathers does it take to change a light bulb?...
• King John and King Paul had been at war for years, and King Paul was getting tired of it.
  He decided to make peace between himself and King John....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
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