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• A team of astronauts landed on a planet inhabited by some strange creatures.
  It took them a little while to learn to communicate, but after they did, both sides were very interested in learning about the other's lifestyle....
• A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science majors were on the train.
  Each of the math majors had his/her train ticket....
• Subject: Ag Science students. There were these 3 Ag Science students driving along this old farm road on day when they saw this farm, pulled in and knocked on the farmers door.
  The farmer answered the door and the 3 students introduced themselves and said, "We were just passing by and saw your field of buttercups and was wondering if we could go and get us a bucket full of butter"?...
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• LIFE IN THE SLAW LANE by Kip Adotta It was Cucumber the Fi
  Summer was over. I had just spinached a long day and I was busheled....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• Did you hear that Poland has sent its battalion to Iraq in the Persian Gulf?
  I want you to know that shooting has already broken out with them....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....