Three Seminarians About To Undergo Their Final Test Before Ordination Were Taken By An Old Priest Into A Luxurious Room, Told To Strip And Then Tie A Small Bell Around Their Organ.

Three Seminarians About To Undergo Their Final Test Before Ordination Were Taken By An Old Priest Into A Luxurious Room, Told To Strip And Then Tie A Small Bell Around Their Organ.

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Three seminarians about to undergo their final test before ordination were
taken by an old priest into a luxurious room, told to strip and then tie a
small bell around their organ. Suddenly a ravishing girl entered the room,
an one bell ding-a-linged furiously. "To the showers, Fogarty!" barked the
old priest.

Then, as the girl tantalizingly undressed, the father heard ding-a-ling,
ding-a-ling.

"Sorry about that, O'Brian. The showers for you, too."

Finally alone with the naked lovely, the remaining seminarian watched as
the girl writhed seductively about him; yet he somehow remained calm and
the bell silent.

"Praise the Lord and congratulations, Featherstone!" the priest exulted.
"You made it! Now go join those weaker souls in the showers."

DING-A-LING.

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