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• If AOL were a City: - You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name, and all were h0t 17/f cheerleaders with a fetish for pierced gay Dobermans in spandex.
  - You'd only pay $19.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck....
• IDIOTS *GOING* TO PRISON A woman was reporting her car, which she had been attempting to sell, as stolen, and mentioned that there was a car phone in it.
  The policeman taking the report called the phone, and told the guy that answered that he had read the ad in the newspaper and wanted to buy the car....
• Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime.
• From Our Finest Minds -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- SMOKING KILLS.
  AND IF YOU'RE KILLED, YOU'VE LOST A VERY IMPORTANT PART OF YOUR LIFE....
• Mommy Mommy, Can I play with Grandma? Shut up kid, You've already dug her up 3 times today!
  Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn. The sheeps in the meadow, the cows in the corn....