The mayor of New York City had just bought a new car. It was a
brand new Benz and he had parked it outside of city hall in the spaced
reserved,"MAYOR". After a short council meeting, the mayor decided to
take a few associates out for lunch in his new car. To his dismay, his
brand new car had been "bombed" by a flock of pigeons. He muttered,"I
really need to do something about those pigeons."
Parked outside his favorite diner, the mayor and his associates
were eating lunch. After an hour of eating and chatting, mayor and his
associates went out to the car only to find it ticketed by a rookie
officer not aware that the car belonged to the mayor. Now the mayor was
furious. The mayor then said, "I'm not going to pay this ticket," and left
in a bad mood.
Well the mayor had to pay the ticket and court charges and was
furious. He sped away in his car and drove to a local park to calm himself
down. He sat by the lake and fed the ducks and the pigeons. As the mayor,
now relieved, walked toward his car and noticed a large group of pigeons
flocked by his car. He ran to his car only to find that it had been pecked
at and was smothered in pigeon fecal matter. The mayor yelled in anger and
made up his mind. He was going to get rid of
all the pigeons.
The mayor sent ads all over the paper alerted everyone that the
mayor was offering one million dollars to anyone who couldget rid of all
the pigeons. After a long day of interviews with people and their crazy
ideas, finally a man dressed in a suit and carrying a briefcase arrived.
The man simply said,"I will get rid of all the pigeons effectively but
under one condition, you must pay one million for ever question you ask."
The mayor told the man just do what he had to do. So the man opened the
briefcase and a pink pigeon flew out. The mayor thought,"What a dumb
idea!!." To his amazement, all the pigeons were shocked at the pink bird
and started to follow it. The pink pigeon flew toward the harbor and dove
right in. All the pigeons followed and drowned. The pink pigeon flew out
and back into the briefcase. The mayor was grateful and wrote out a check
for one million dollars. Just as he was about to had the man the check he
said," I really have a question to ask you, you got any pink lawyers?"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
