Someone had scrawled the following on a wall at a college somewhere:
Is there intelligent life on Earth?
A week or so later someone else tacked on:
Yes, but we're only stopping to refuel.
Related:
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...