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  Underneath it someone had scrawled in lipstick, "If you're not, call Marie at 624-8971....
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• As told to me by a friend in the British Army: A British officer spotted a "busker" (street singer/bum) at the bottom of the escalator of the London Underground.
  The busker had a sign which read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR....
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• A British officer spotted a "busker" (street singer/bum) at the bottom of the escalator of the London Underground.
  The busker had a sign which read: "VETERAN SOLDIER OF THE FALKLANDS WAR....
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• I love Standards, there are so many of them!