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Cold, adj.: When the politicians walk around with their hands in their own pockets.
Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
Yrneh Etac VIII - Arg list too long --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac8) OR (etac8@nowhere) Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human....
A beautiful young brunette was about to undergo a minor operation.
Woman A: "Isn't your new baby lovely. Was your husband present at the birth?
Woman B: "No. He wasn't even present at the conception!...
One night in the pub, the publican is lamenting the fact that business is so quiet on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
As he moans to some of the regulars a stranger, dressed in a tweed jacket and...
Scene: A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room.
Yrneh Etac Broken pipe - Exec format error --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac0) OR (etac0@nowhere) I dread success....
Q: What would you have if you had a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the other hand?
A: A bloody big moth!...
What's green and eats nuts? V.D.

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