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Q: What's a man who'se got his dick in the biscuit tin? A: Fucking crackers.
Jesus was walking through the desert one day, when he comes across a crowd of people, preparing to stone a prostitute to death.
He enquires as to what is happening and why. The people...
Yrneh Etac Broken pipe - Interrupted system call --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac0) OR (etac0@nowhere) Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with "bright"....
What do you call an Irishman nailed to the wall? Art.
What do you call an Irishman with no lower legs? Neil.
What do you call an Irishman in a Vat of Acid? Stu.
What do you call a baby that's eaten both it's parents? An orphan.
Yrneh Etac VI - No such device or address --------------- (novax!
owhere!etac6) OR (etac6@nowhere) If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will....
Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.
Brady's First Law of Problem Solving: When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?

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