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• Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?
  someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern....
• From: hdunne@amethyst.ma.arizona.edu (|-|ugh) Subjec
  Law and Order Date: 27 Jun 88 19:17:58 GMT Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer....
• A judge in a semi-small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendent, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial.
  It was nearly 4 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall looking to impanel anyone available for jury duty....
• A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.
  They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follow...
• A lawyer and an engineer <or some other honest profession membe
  ) > were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawer said "I am here because my house burned down and everything I owned was burned....
• The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
  He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....