There were 3 guys, an Australian, a German and an Englishman. All guys were
discussing their cars etc.
The German says "I have a jaguar, and i call it 'pussy' cause it pers like
a cat."
The English man says "Well I have a BMW and i call it Concord, cause it
slices the air while it drives."
Then the Australian says "Well i've got a Holden, and i call it clitoris"
The other two guys look at him and ask why he calls his car that
The Aussie replies " Because every cunt has got one !"
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...