There Were 3 Guys, An Australian, A German And An Englishman.

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There were 3 guys, an Australian, a German and an Englishman. All guys were
discussing their cars etc.


The German says "I have a jaguar, and i call it 'pussy' cause it pers like
a cat."
The English man says "Well I have a BMW and i call it Concord, cause it
slices the air while it drives."

Then the Australian says "Well i've got a Holden, and i call it clitoris"

The other two guys look at him and ask why he calls his car that

The Aussie replies " Because every cunt has got one !"

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