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• Q: How do you say "fuck you" in Hebrew? A: "Trust me".
• Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away!
• A guy and a girl are in bed, screwing, when he says to her, "Turn over.
  I want to fuck you up the ass." "You want to fuck me up the ass?...
• Q: How do you keep from losing an erection? A: Don't fuck with it.
• His wife had a nice little cunt: It was hairy
  and soft, and in front, And with this she would fuck him, Though sometimes she'd suck him -- A charming, if commonplace, stunt....
• She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?
  He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?...
• Define "hobosexualist." A bum fuck.
• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• One sunday, a Mother Superior was walking in the convent garden when she saw a young novice surrounded by pigeons shouting, "Fuck off!
  Fuck off!" "Sister!" the Mother Superior said sharply, "There is no need for such language....