Beer Tested
USA, Palo Alto, CA (AP) -- "Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains
small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed
100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, and couldn't
drive. No further testing is planned."
USA, Palo Alto, CA (AP) -- "Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains
small traces of male hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100
women 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started fights, made
passes, became obnoxious, and wouldn't ask for directions while driving. No
further testing is planned."