Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate:
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I
borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a
bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Yikes, this water's cold."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh geez! My glass eye!"
6. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds then drop a cantaloupe into the
toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. - Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now, how did that get there?"
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the
stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
10. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet
paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,
"Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please."
11. Say, "C'mon, Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"
12. Say, "Darn, I knew this drain hole was a little too small. Now, what am
I gonna do?"
13. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see
your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
14. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free".
