PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS . . . And Their Real Meanings AVERAGE EMPLOYEE ----- Not Too Bright EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ----- Made No Major Blunders Yet CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH ----- Still One Step Ahead Of The Law ZEALOUS ATTITUDE ----- Opinionated QUICK THINKING ----- Offers Plausible Excuses For Mistakes CAREFUL THINKER ----- Won't Make A Decision TAKES PRIDE IN WORK ----- Conceited FORCEFUL ----- Argumentative AGGRESSIVE ----- Obnoxious USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS ----- Gets Someone Else To Do It A KEEN ANALYST ----- Thoroughly Confused EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL ----- Speaks English CONSCIENTIOUS ----- Scared METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL ----- A Nit Picker HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES ----- Is Tall Or Has A Loud Voice EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT ----- Lucky STRONG PRINCIPLES ----- Stubborn CAREER MINDED ----- Back Stabber COMING ALONG WELL ----- About To Be Let Go OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION ----- Gets To Work On Time RELAXED ATTITUDE ----- Sleeps At Desk EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER ----- Screws Up Often INDEPENDENT WORKER ----- Nobody Knows What He/she Does FORWARD THINKING ----- Procrastinator GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS ----- Able To B.

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PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL TERMS
. . . and Their Real Meanings
AVERAGE EMPLOYEE ----- Not too bright
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED ----- Made no major blunders yet
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH ----- Still one step ahead of the law
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE ----- Opinionated
QUICK THINKING ----- Offers plausible excuses for mistakes
CAREFUL THINKER ----- Won't make a decision
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK ----- Conceited
FORCEFUL ----- Argumentative
AGGRESSIVE ----- Obnoxious
USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS ----- Gets someone else to do it
A KEEN ANALYST ----- Thoroughly confused
EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL ----- Speaks English
CONSCIENTIOUS ----- Scared
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL ----- A nit picker
HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES ----- Is tall or has a loud voice
EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT ----- Lucky
STRONG PRINCIPLES ----- Stubborn
CAREER MINDED ----- Back Stabber
COMING ALONG WELL ----- About to be let go
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION ----- Gets to work on time
RELAXED ATTITUDE ----- Sleeps at desk
EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER ----- Screws up often
INDEPENDENT WORKER ----- Nobody knows what he/she does
FORWARD THINKING ----- Procrastinator
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS ----- Able to b.s.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS ----- Spends lots of time on phone
LOYAL ----- Can't get a job anywhere else

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