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  In one compartment of the train there are four people....
• The story is told of a young Czechoslovakian, a Russian officer, a little old lady, and an attractive young woman riding on a train.
  Shortly after the train entered a dark tunnel, the passengers heard a kiss, then a loud slap....
• The scene: a train in Poland. In one coach are an old woman, a pretty girl, an army officer, and a Solidarity worker.
  The train goes through a dark tunnel, and in the darkness a kiss is heard, followed by a slap....
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  Through the center of Czechoslovakia there a train speeding along....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Various Nights Before Christmas... A Microsoft Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse.
  The computer was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last minute Internet shopping....
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