I Heard This One From A Dissident That Our Local Amnesty International Group Got Ou

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I heard this one from a dissident that our local Amnesty International
group got out:

Through the center of Czechoslovakia there a train speeding along. In one
compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful vivacious young
woman, an old matronly woman, a Russian soldier, and a Czech dissident.

Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.

It is completely dark.

Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally powerful slap.

When the train exits the tunnel, the Russian soldier is holding the side of his
face, and the Czech dissident is grinning his face off.

The old matronly woman thinks : "Now that's a fine young woman, the Russian
The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Russian soldier, he'd
The Russian soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Czech, he steal the kiss
And the Czech dissident is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the
Steven R Weintraub

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