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  2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices....
• Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
  A: They both have balls just for decoration....
• THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS On the first day of Christmas, my kitten ruined for me.
  ....... A batch of my special hand-print cookies....
• Signs You're at a Bad Office Christmas Party 10. Eggnog smells suspicously like Liquid Paper.
  9. Anyone caught under mistletoe gets choked by Latrell Sprewell * 8....
• Signs It's The Holidays In New York City 10. People say, "Merry Christmas!
  Before giving you the finger. 9. Instead of yellow tape, cops close off murder scenes with festive holly....
• IS SANTA A WOMAN? I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
  Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing, social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy ( and a "straight' guy at that!...
• Why to not buy Madonna's Lingerie: 10> Far to thin to cost that much 9> Twisted guys wear it more often than girls 8> You don't want to buy that stuff from anyone wearing road pylons on her chest!
  7> God knows where her hands have been... 6> God knows where SHE'S BEEN!...
• I think Santa Claus is a woman.... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.
  Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!...
• Christmas 2000 A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.
  ...Please read the following carefully....... I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve....