Needs...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to
hold me." The husband says "WHAT??" The wife explains, "You must not be in
tune with my emotional needs as a woman." The husband realizes that nothing
is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He
walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can't
decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and
get a pair of shoes worth $200. And then they go to the Jewelry Department
where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks
her husband has flipped out but she does not care. She goes for the tennis
bracelet. The husband says "but you don't even play tennis, but OK if you
like it then let's get it." The wife is jumping up and down so excited she
cannot even believe what is going on. She says "I am ready to go, lets go to
the cash register.
The husband says, "No - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this
stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this
stuff for a while," he says. Her face gets really mad and she is about to
explode and the husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial
needs as a man..."
