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  The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me....
• This is a true story told by a friend of mine. It happened to a girl she knew.
  There was this girl driving along the highway, when she suddely had to visit the restroom....
• Learnign to share There was a man and woman that were married.
  And the man had a problem with referring to everything as his instead of theirs....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• Once upon a time there was a sperm named Stanley who lived inside a famous movie actor.
  Stanley was a very healthy sperm. He'd do pushups and somersaults and limber himself up all the time, while the other sperm just lay around on their fat asses not doing a thing....
• New Technology... A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.
  So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited -- she loves her phone....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A FEW THOUGHTS ON MARRIAGE A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man....
• A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
  Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....