The First Time Hunting Together A Father And Son Went Hunting Together For The First Time.

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The First Time Hunting Together
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said,
"Stay here and be VERY QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to
his son asking "What's wrong? I told you to be quiet."
The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my
feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and said 'Should we eat
them here or take them with us?' I panicked!"

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