So you want the day off:
Let's take a look at what you are asking for....
There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year
in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available
for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up
170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on
coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days
available. With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another
46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days
per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work. We
are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to
15 days. We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only
1 day available for work and I'll be Damned if you're going to take that day
off!!!
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
