Things That Make You Go Hmmm...
** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed
it on the cost of living.
** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
** The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something
right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
** It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end,
someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
** You can't have everything, where would you put it?
** Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's
population.
** If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
** The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those
who got there first.
** Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he
will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
** Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
** Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
** As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
** When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a
moray!
** A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
** It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
** Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
** I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
** I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
** When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
** Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
