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• APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE
  This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, job history, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medical report from your doctor....
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  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
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  He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn't, the girl with the rose....
• OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list. 1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
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  The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man....
• Just when I make ends meet, someone moves one!
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  God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?...
• I met a girl at a party the other night. One thing led to another and before I knew it, I was having sex with her.
  I wondered what kind of birth control she was using....