Strenuous Activities That Are Guaranteed Not To Be Aerobic.

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Strenuous Activities That Are Guaranteed Not To Be Aerobic.
Physical exercise is good for you. I know that I should do it daily, but my
body doesn't want me to do too much, so I have worked out this program of
strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
You are invited to try my program. Here are the things I have become good
at:
** Beating around the bush
** Jumping to conclusions
** Climbing the walls
** Swallowing my pride
** Passing the buck
** Throwing my weight around
** Dragging my heels
** Pushing my luck
** Making mountains out of molehills
** Hitting the nail on the head
** Wading through paperwork
** Bending over backwards
** Jumping on the bandwagon
** Balancing the books
** Running around in circles
** Eating crow
** Tooting my own horn
** Climbing the ladder of success
** Pulling out the stops
** Adding fuel to the fire
** Opening a can of worms
** Putting my foot in my mouth
** Starting the ball rolling
** Going over the edge
** Picking up the pieces
Enjoy The Exercise!

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