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• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• Federal Aviation Administration, Washington, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• Federal Aviation Agency, Washington 25, D.C. Gentleme
  I was asked to make a written statement concerning certain events that occurred yesterday....
• 2) On a small commuter flight one sunny day, the captain was told his passengers were nervous about being on a "small airplane.
  He decided to take action: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain....
• The following are actual stories told by travel agents (and you wonder why US citizens generally score less than the rest of the world on geography).
  .. I had someone who wanted to stay at the Bob Newhart Inn in Connecticut....
• Typical Blonde A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a cross-country fligh
  and settles herself in for the trip, smiling prettily at admiring passengers seated around her....
• Airplane Humor ------------- Question: What separates flight attendants from the scum of the earth?
  Answer: The cockpit door. Pilot's bumper sticke...
• What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
  ( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....