Why Men Are Proud Of Ourselves...
** We know stuff about tanks.
** A 5-day trip requires only one suitcase.
** We can open all our own jars.
** We can make decisions without a support group.
** We can leave a motel bed unmade.
** We can kill our own food.
** We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
** Wedding plans take care of themselves.
** If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our
friend.
** Underwear is $10 a three-pack.
** Three pairs of shoes is more than adequate.
** We don't have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming.
** Car mechanics tell us the truth.
** We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without thinking
"He must be mad at me."
** Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
** We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
** If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might
become lifelong friends.
** Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
** We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
** We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
** The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades.
** We don't have to shave below the neck.
** A few belches are expected and tolerated.
** One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
** We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
** Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before
Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
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-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
