Dieting Tips:
** If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
** If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar
are cancelled out by the diet soda.
** When you eat with someone else, calories donít count if you donít eat
more than they do.
** Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot chocolate,
brandy, toast, and Sara Lee Cheesecake.
** If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.
** Movie related foods do not have additional calories because they are part
of the entire entertainment package and not part of oneís personal fuel,
such as Milk Duds, Buttered popcorn, Junior Mints, Red Hots, and Tootsie
Rolls.
** Cookie peices contain no calories. The process of breaking causes calorie
leakage.
** Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the
process of preparing something. Examples: peanut butter on a knife when
making a sandwich or ice cream on a spoon when making a sundae.
** Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories.
Examples: spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any food
color.
Related:
BE A KID AGAIN....
Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today.
Dot all your "i"'s with smiley faces
Sing into your hairbrush
Grow a milk mustache
Smile back at the man in the moon
Read the funnies Throw the rest of the paper away
Dunk your cookies
Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running
Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along
Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach
Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even
though you wanted both of them for yourself
Pretend your bread rolls are tap dancing
Step carefully over sidewalk cracks
Change into some play clothes
Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich
Have a staring contest with your cat
Eat ice cream for breakfast
Kiss a frog just in case
Give someone a "Hug-around-the-neck"
Blow the wrapper off a straw
Refuse to eat crusts
Make a face the next time somebody tells you "no"
Watch TV in your pajamas
Ask "Why?...
As we all know, it takes 1 calorie to heat 1 gram of water 1
degree centigrade.
Translated into meaningful terms, this means that if you eat a very cold
dessert this Christmas (generally consisting of water in large part), the
natural processes which raise the consumed dessert to body temperature
during the digestive cycle literally sucks the calories out of the only
available source...
