Wrestling Now That Former Pro Wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura Has Become Governor Of Minnesota, The Question Of The Day I

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Now that former pro wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura has become Governor of
Minnesota, the question of the day is: what if pro wrestlers took control of
the federal government?
** Congressional filibusters take place in "Texas Death" steel cage.
** During House debate, it is customary to yield to the gentleman wielding a
folding chair.
** State of the Union addresses are screamed, 18 inches away from the
camera.
** Past House Speakers: "This session will come to order." New House
Speaker: "Get ready to R-R-R-R-R-RRUMBLE!!!"
** Supreme Court replaces traditional judiciary robes with referee uniforms.
** January 20: Inauguration Day....January 21: FDA OK's over-the-counter
sale of steroids.
** Sex scandals now involve even skankier women.
** Line to body slam Ken Starr winds around Lincoln Memorial.

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