All "Cleaned" Up
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his
new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door,
and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow
patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning this up,
I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on
yet."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
