New Mercedes
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He
parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular
sales woman.
Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily
greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed
her help. She obliged and let him do his thing.
Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, "Oscar! Oscar! I
just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!"
"Dear God! Did you try to stop him?"
"No," she said, "I did better than that! I got the license plate number!"
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...