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• Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
  A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
• Setting: A courtroom. Defense attorney questioning a robbery victim.
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• Trial Trick A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
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• Stoopid People Oklahoma City - Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer.
  Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber....
• Syadov walks into the Moscow health clinic and asks to see an ear-and-eye doctor.
  The nurse explains to him that there isn't a specialist in those two areas at the clinic, but tells him that they have an eye-doctor AND an ear, nose, and throat man....
• Lawyers... A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
  As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side....
• The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
  He was an orphan, a cheap device to garner your sympathy....
• Blame it on the computer -- lost homework! MODERN TIMES
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