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• BAR TRANSLATIONS "No, really, I'm OK to drive." --I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
  "I'm not used to these darts." --I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed....
• The Preying Mantis Syndrome Many lower life forms demonstrate qualities that, at first, don't seem very good for survival.
  For instance, the female praying mantis, after mating with, well, her mate, will devour him....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!
  looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
• The Rules... ** The female always make the rules. ** The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
  ** No male can possibly know all the rules. ** If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules....
• ACCORDING TO WOMEN, THESE ARE THE RULES 1. The female always makes the rules.
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification....
• NEWS FLASH - Men And Women Are NOT Alike Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
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  First of all, a man does not call it a relationship - he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie were doing it on a semi-regular basis....