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• from "Last Train to Whiskeyville"... This is Tom Whiskey
  frontier doctor, here to tell you a story about Harry and Hiastod Whiskey, frontier morons, probably the two dumbest men i've ever known....
• A good friend of mine, living in northern Michigan, decided to go ice fishing.
  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• Leonard had heard so much about ice fishing that he decided to give it a try.
  He got all his ice fishing gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole....
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• Our friend, Ed, the Texas A&M Aggie, got up one morning real early to go ice-fishing.
  He gathered up his tackle, hammer and chisel and headed to a new lake he'd heard about....
• THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
  ) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Unknown A blonde went for a job interview in an office.
  The interviewer decided to start with the basics, "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?...
• One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
  After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....