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  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
• Leonard had heard so much about ice fishing that he decided to give it a try.
  He got all his ice fishing gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole....
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• Ice Fishing... A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.
  She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing....
• RACIAL/ETHNIC There were these two men drinking together in a bar.
  One was of Chinese extraction, the other Jewish....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
  After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....
• A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket.
  Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide....