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  He gathered up all of his tackle and moved out on the ice....
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  He got all his ice fishing gear together, went out onto the ice and started to drill a hole....
• One cold winter day, a polack decided to go ice fishing.
  After setting up his shack, he started chipping through the ice....
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  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....
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  He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole....
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  She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing....
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