Need Water!
An traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he
saw something, far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old
peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out.
The parched wanderer asked, "Please, I'm dying of thirst, can I have some
water?"
The man replied "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a tie? Here's
one that goes nicely with your clothes."
The desperate man shouted, "I don't want a tie, you idiot, I need water!"
"OK, don't buy a tie. But to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you
that over that hill there, about 5 miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that
way, they'll give you all the water you want."
The man thanked the peddler and walked away towards the hill and eventually
disappeared out of sight.
Three hours later he returned.
The man at the card table asked, "I told you, about 5 miles over that hill.
Couldn't you find it?"
"I found it all right. They wouldn't let me in without a tie."
W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l <
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was
writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that
he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the
window, and smash your face into the front fender?...