My Girl Is So Big....
Her clit has a knee.
She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to
myself, "What am I
doing in this lane? I don't have exact change."
She was always fat................She was born an only twin.
She used to find money that was left under her pillow by the tusk fairy.
She was built like the Liberty Bell, only her crack was bigger.
Her last gynecologist quit........He was afraid of the dark.
I took her to Mount Rushmore, she couldn't decide which face to sit on...
Of course, she insists that she's not fat, it's just that they built the
sidewalks too close to her ass.
Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party 0
You stay by her side for a while hen leave to chat
with a college drinking buddy -2
Named Tiffany -4
Tiffany is a dancer -6
Tiffany has implants -8
When mingling, you hold your mate's hand and gaze at her lovingly +1
When mingling, you introduce her as "the old ball and chain"
and pat her on the rump -5
When she points out a hot-looking woman and asks if you think
she's pretty, you say, "Yes, but nowhere near as pretty as you" +1
When she points to a woman and asks if you think she's pretty, you say,
"Yeah, but don't worry, she's lousy in bed" -6
That woman is her sister -90
You have one drink, and that's it 0
You have more than a few and perform the tango with a poodle....