My Girl Is So Big.... Her Clit Has A Knee. She Took Off All Her Clothes, Lied In Bed, Spread Her Legs.

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My Girl Is So Big....
Her clit has a knee.
She took off all her clothes, lied in bed, spread her legs... I said to
myself, "What am I
doing in this lane? I don't have exact change."
She was always fat................She was born an only twin.
She used to find money that was left under her pillow by the tusk fairy.
She was built like the Liberty Bell, only her crack was bigger.
Her last gynecologist quit........He was afraid of the dark.
I took her to Mount Rushmore, she couldn't decide which face to sit on...
Of course, she insists that she's not fat, it's just that they built the
sidewalks too close to her ass.

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