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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A duck went into a drugstore to buy some condoms. Druggist said
  You want me to put that on your bill?" Duck said...
• Duck walks into a 7-11 and asks for some chapstick.
  Clerk says will that be cash or charge? Duck says "Just put in on my bill!...
• Dirty Ernie got a duck for his birthday. He took it for walks every day and enjoyed having a pet.
  One day, Sleezy Suzy saw him walking the duck, and said, "Hey, I like your duck....
• So this lady walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm.
  A drunk at the bar looks up and says, "That's the ugliest pig I ever saw!...
• A hunter from out East was stalking ducks near Texarcanna, where three states join.
  He spies a duck, shoots it and is about to pick it up when he hears a voice....
• And now... the saga continues...) A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....
• A city boy went duck hunting in the country one day.
  While hunting he shot a duck which fell on the property of a farmer....