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This Joke, Making The Rounds In Warsaw, Was Related In An Editorial In The Boston Globe, 6/3/89.
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This joke, making the rounds in Warsaw, was related in an editorial in
the Boston Globe, 6/3/89. {ed Edited}
A dejected Communist Party candidate trudges home after the polls close.
"So, Marek, how many votes did you get?" asks his wife.
"Two," he responds.
She slaps him hard across the face.
"What was that for?"
"You have a mistress, now do you!!?"
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