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• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• Once upon a time there was this beautiful woman who was going to be married to this handsome very rich nobleman.
  So they get married and she moves into his big castle, compared to which Camelot is but a pigsty...
• TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.
  After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude....
• A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up.
  Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman....
• A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner.
  Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face....
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
  He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....
• All "Cleaned" Up An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory.
  He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet....