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  If a train-station is where a train stops what happens at a workstation?...
• 155 There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes.
  His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!...
• 37 There was a young fellow named Fyfe Whose marriage was ruined for life, For he had an aversion To every perversion And only liked fucking his wife.
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter.
  It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter....
• There was a young fellow named Bliss Whose sex life was strangely amiss, For even with Venus His recalcitrant penis Would never do better than t h i s .
• There was an old prophet named Moses, Who once said, "A girl is a fool who supposes That a man, as a rule Can boast of a tool Proportionately long as his foot is.
• A mathematician named Paul Has a hexahedronical ball And the square of it's weight Times his pecker plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call!
• A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball, And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number -- give him a call.
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