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• There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
• 182 There was a young fellow named Kimble Whose prick was exceedingly nimble, But fragile and slender, And dainty and tender, So he kept it encased in a thimble.
• MARRIAGE HUMOR MARRIAGE HUMOR by Jack Henshall -------------------------------------------- Some old.
  ..some new How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free....
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....
• 132 There was a young lady named Blount Who had a rectangular cunt.
  She learned for diversion Posterior perversion, Since no one could fit here in front....
• 160 There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her.
  When they got into bed He cried, "God strike me dead!...
• 147 There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
  They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips....
• 167 There was a young fellow of Greenwich Whose balls were all covered with spinach.
  He had such a tool It was wound on a spool, And he reeled it out inich by inich....