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TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A CS MAJOR
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10. Professors' names are more fun to announce.
9. Open book tests (even though the books don't help at all)
8. The babes, man, the babes!
7. Because entry-level programmers make so much money.
6. Always wanted to write the Great American Payroll program.
5. You get to wear those nifty pocket protectors.
4. Who doesn't catch wood at the thought of writing an ISR?
3. EVERYBODY knows that the REALLY cool guys hang out in the VAX lab.
2. You'll be able to get all the good beaver shot .GIF's before anybody else
and the number one reason for being a CS major:
1. If you flunk out, you can always change your major to MIS.

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