Related:

• What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery (sic) on a blonde?
  "Space. The final frontier." Locked: 50 yards to the next outhouse - written by Kenny du Witt illustrated by Betty Kent "Toll's Toy" by Warren Pees Not Welcome - written by Isadore O'Penn illustrated by Doris Locht Trail in the sand by Peter Draggon The open kimono by Seemore Hair Despite the fanfare of yesterday's new technology announcement, ButtPrint Technologies must now regretfully inform our customers of an unforeseen security vulnerability in our ButtPrint I Computer User Authorization System, and ButtPrint II Coinless Pay Toilet....
• Locked
  50 yards to the next outhouse - written by Kenny du Witt illustrated by Betty Ke...
• Spots On The Wall By Hu Phlung Poo Hawaiian Love Song By Comonwiwanalayya Russian's Revenge By Hoyoudon Kutchercockoff Chinese Population Explosion By Wi Phucom Yung Revenge of the Jungle Tiger By Claude Balls The Disappointed Old Maid By Dickie Small Sailor Beware By Don Bendover The Open Kimono By Seymore Hare The Protruding Pajama Leg By Lotta Dicks The Yellow Stream By I.
  P. Daily By A Waterfall By U....
• Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins.
• Doris, FOR THE BIRDS, is leading Carol astray :-)
• 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked
• I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin!
• quot;OK, welcome to Heaven Lady Di!", said St.
  Peter. Dolly was taken back aghast, "But what about *THESE*?...