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• Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
  A: A little fucker about three feet high....
• What do you call a smurf with his pants down??? A blue moon...
• WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS A WHORE THAT WEARS BRACES AND AN ELECTRIC DRILL?
  ANSWER....A BLACK AND DECKER PECKER WRECKER....
• Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
• Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
• What do you call a gay Smurf? A Smaggot.
• Q: What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? A: About half way.
• What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
• What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a snake? Ince