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• If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.
• I would go to the end of the world for you. Yes, but would you stay there?
• Did you know that if every single man, woman and child in China - all one billion of them - were to hold hands together around the equator more than half of them would drown?
• This man walked into the bar and said to the bartender, "Let me tell you this joke about dumb jocks.
  The bartender replied, "Listen, bud, I don't think that would be a good idea....
• It's the end of the world as we know it ...
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
• W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<&l
  < -if you have to ask get out of the way- Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while he was writing a ticket or giving you a warning, you got the feeling that he would just love to yank you out of the car, right through the window, and smash your face into the front fender?...
• leeping --- I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....
• Things That Make You Go Hmmm... ** It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
  ** Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off....