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• Sign posted in a bathroom: We aim to please! You aim too! Please!
• Sign on restaurant window: "Great food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
• Misc. signs On a ski lift in Taos, NM: 'No jumping from the lift.
  Survivors will be prosecuted.' ******************* Official sign near doo...
• We aim to please and shoot to kill!
• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Another sign seen at a swimming pool: Welcome to our ool.
  Notice there's no P in it. Please keep it that way....
• THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
  Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
• A clean disk is a sign of a sick mind.
• Marbella Restaurant: Cheques will not be accepted in lieu of food.